Live and Learn

It’s like sex screws people up.

They wanna do it, but they don’t let themselves.

They act all stupid about it. They cry, whine, get jealous, go postal… all over fucking. 

It makes no sense.

I mean, what’s fucking, really? 

It’s rubbing your dick on something until you cum. 

Guys rub their dick on something and think it’s the end of the world. 

Go figure, it’s just skin friction.


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But I don’t wanna live that way, reading into every word you say. You said that you could let it go, and I wouldn’t catch you hung up on somebody that you used to know.


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knicker-weasels:

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videohall:

Slinky is trying so hard

i just watched this entire video. what am i doing with my life.

YOU TRIED REALLY HARD

Why the hell did I watch this whole thing omg.

I don’t consider watching this a waste of time. 

omg go slinky go

I dub thee Sisyphus.

You mean Slinkyphus


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